All posts tagged "Essen"

Welcome to the Void of My Blog

Here you’ll find a carefully curated collection of… well, my thoughts. Exciting, right? Probably not. I consider myself the most boring person on the planet, so if you’re here reading this, you’re either lost, morbidly curious, or one of those rare, unfortunate souls with an inexplicable interest in my life.

But hey, if you do stick around, you’ll find sarcasm, oversharing, and the occasional existential crisis—served with a generous side of irony. And if you happen to be an unhinged stalker ready to ruin the next ten years of my life, please, get in line. At least buy me a coffee first.

Enjoy your stay. Or don’t. It’s all the same to me. 😊