READ THIS (Or don’t. I’m not your mom.)
The content? 100% true. As long as you believe it. If you don’t, well… maybe it’s all made up. Or is it?
Any resemblance to real events or persons? Pure coincidence. Unless it’s obvious. Then it was, of course, entirely intentional.
No animals were harmed in the making of this blog. Luna can confirm this—unless you ask her directly. Then she’ll insist that my laptop is unjustly stealing all the attention that rightfully belongs to her alone. And in her eyes, that’s basically animal cruelty.
No human feelings were harmed either. If they were, rest assured: it was either an accident or a valuable lesson in emotional resilience.
Possible side effects of reading this blog:
- A sudden urge to fact-check random information.
- Increased frequency of eye-rolling at obvious sarcasm.
- Uncontrollable smiling in public places.
- The irrational belief that comments on blog posts can change the world. (They do, by the way. Just saying.)
This blog is gluten-free, lactose-free, and 100% organic. But—just like a salad—it’s still not for everyone.
And finally: If this blog offends you, take a deep breath and remember: Life is short, the internet is vast, and somewhere out there, a blog about knitting squirrels is waiting just for you.
Contact the author (if you dare)
Questions? Comments? Complaints? Existential crises? You can (probably) reach the author, Zia, at zia@alienation.works. But be warned: She might not have the answers you’re looking for. (Spoiler: She most likely doesn’t.)