Read This (Or Don’t. I’m Not Your Mom.)
The content?
100% true. As long as you believe it. If not, well… it might as well be made up. Or is it? 🤷♂️
Any resemblance to real-life events or people?
Purely coincidental. Unless it’s obvious. Then it’s totally intentional.
No animals were harmed in the writing of this blog.
Luna can confirm this – unless you ask her directly. In that case, she’ll insist that my laptop is stealing the attention that rightfully belongs to her, which is basically cruelty in her book.
No human feelings were intentionally hurt either.
If they were, rest assured, it was either an accident or a valuable lesson in emotional resilience.
Side effects of reading this blog may include:
- Sudden urges to fact-check random things.
- Increased eye-rolling at obvious sarcasm.
- Uncontrollable smirks in public places.
- The irrational belief that commenting on blog posts actually makes the world a better place. (It does, by the way. Just saying.)
This blog is gluten-free, dairy-free, and 100% organic.
But, much like a salad, it still may not be to everyone’s taste.
Finally, if this blog offends you, please take a deep breath and remember:
Life is short, the internet is vast, and somewhere out there is a blog about knitting squirrels that’s waiting just for you. 🧶🐿️
Contact the Author (If You Dare)
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Existential crises? You can (probably) reach the author, Zia, at zia@alienation.works. But be warned: she may or may not have the answers you’re looking for. (Spoiler alert: she probably doesn’t.)